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All right, I'm done with these
equations.

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They're driving me batshit.

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Yeah, you're going almost an hour.

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Your brain needs a break.

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Yes, it does.

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Wait.

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Yeah, what's up?

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I said I was done with the equations.

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I didn't say I was done with you.

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Okay. Well, what else do you want to
work on?

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Us.

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Sorry, what?

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Uncle Quentin.

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This whole thing has been going on
between us far too long. Uh, wait. Do

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whole thing.

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Oh, come on. Don't act like you're so
innocent.

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Oh, God. I am innocent.

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Oh, God.

19
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Evelyn, please.

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Come on. You know you want it.

21
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What?

22
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I hear you and Aunt Gemma fucking like
rabbits.

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Dirty talking.

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Um,

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I guess we'll be quieter next time.

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Don't. It's hot. It gets me off.

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Knowing that someone in this house is
getting laid.

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My parents never fuck.

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I'm glad to hear that.

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But I bet you and I could have a lot of
fun.

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Everyone, please.

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Aunt Gemma would kill you, wouldn't she?

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You, being with a younger woman.

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But I bet you'd like to.

35
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That's why your dick is so hard.

36
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You're dying to know what it would be
like to fuck a young woman again.

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Am I wrong?

38
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Evelyn, we can't do this.

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Thank you.

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Mm. Mm.

41
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Yeah, you want me to.

42
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Boop boop boop.

43
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Yes.

44
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Cover me in your cum.

45
00:30:58,920 --> 00:30:59,920
You shouldn't have done that.

46
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,080
I know.

47
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,240
I'm going to tell Aunt Gemma how you
came on to me.

48
00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:08,060
I didn't come on to you.

49
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:10,520
She doesn't know that.

50
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:11,960
Are you fucking crazy?

51
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:18,480
I either tell Aunt Gemma or... Or what?

52
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,720
We have to move out.

53
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:22,480
What? Why?

54
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:25,580
Look, this whole living arrangement is a
bad idea.

55
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,620
You should just tell your sister to buy
you out and then...

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00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:29,819
find our own place.

57
00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:31,880
Then we'd have to get a job.

58
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,480
What's the use between this morning and
now?

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I did something really, really bad.

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And if we don't move out, it's going to
get even worse.

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00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:44,920
What did you do?

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00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:55,280
I slept with Evelyn.

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00:31:56,140 --> 00:31:58,420
You what? I don't! I don't even know
how!

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00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:02,020
It's just, when it was done, she
blackmailed me.

65
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,500
She blackmailed you?

66
00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:09,360
Yeah, she said if we didn't move out,
she would tell you that I came home to

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her.

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00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:14,900
Please, say something.

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00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:25,660
Okay, um, not exactly the reaction I was
expecting. Oh my god, she fucking

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planned this.

71
00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:28,940
Who? Who? Aurora.

72
00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:34,880
Wait, she planned this? Oh, and as
pissed off as I am that you cheated on

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00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:39,620
with a 22 -year -old, there's no fucking
way we're moving out.

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00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:44,420
But we... No, let it be awkward for
them. It won't be awkward for us.

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We're going to pretend that everything
is fucking fine.

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00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,520
Because it is fine.

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00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,500
I'm not even going to get mad.

78
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I'm just going to get revenge.

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00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:58,580
How do you plan to do that?

80
00:32:59,780 --> 00:33:03,940
Well, she sicked her kid on you.

81
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I'm going to sick mine on her.

82
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Oh.

83
00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:17,060
Hey.

84
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:19,700
What are you doing?

85
00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:21,080
I just came here to thank you.

86
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,280
Thank me for what? For proving to me
that I can be anything I want in this

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world.

88
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,860
That's... That's great, honey. So when
are you moving out?

89
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,820
I'm not moving out. I'm going to stay
right here with you.

90
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:36,580
What? Yeah, you said I could be anything
I want in this life, and what I want

91
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more than anything in the world is to be
with you.

92
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:40,960
No, what are you talking about?

93
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,640
Yeah, it's going to be awesome. Me and
you forever.

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I want to live right down the hall.
We're going to see each other every

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00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:50,680
In the end, nobody won. I mean, not
really.

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Not only did we all still live under the
same roof, but the hell had only just

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begun.

